I can’t help but think how self centered we’re going to look when we get to heaven and go through the awkward introductions in the persecuted section:
“Hi, my name is Peter. They crucified me on a cross upside down.”
“Hi, my name is Stephen. They smashed my head in with rocks.”
“Hi, my name is Polycarp. They tried to burn me at the stake but I didn’t catch on fire so they stabbed me to death”.
“Hi, my name is William Tyndale. They chocked me to death at the stake and then burned by body.”
“Hi, my name is Michael Brown. They told me that if I wanted my business to be able to accept government funds that I couldn’t fire people simply because of their sexual orientation.”
WATSON’S ANNALS of
Chapter 8. NEGROES AND SLAVES
In the olden time, dressy blacks and dandy coloured beaux and belles, as we now see them issuing from their proper churches, were quite unknown.
Their aspirings and little vanities have been rapidly growing…
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